I LOVE CHRISTMAS MOVIES (pt2)
Betty Haynes: [singing “I Wish I Was Back In The Army”] The soldiers and the WACs / The WACs who dressed in slacks / Dancing cheek-to-cheek and pants-to-pants.
Betty Haynes: Mr. Bones? Mr. Bones? How do you feel, Mr. Bones?
Phil Davis: Rattlin’!
Betty Haynes: Mr. Bones feels rattlin’. Ha ha. That’s a good one. Tell a little story, Mr. Bones.
Bob Wallace: A funny little story, Mr. Bones!
Phil Davis: How do you stop an angry dog from biting you on Monday?
Betty Haynes: That joke is old. The answer is to kill the dog on Sunday!
Phil Davis: That’s not how you stop a dog from biting you on Monday!
Betty Haynes: How do you bring a thing about?
Phil Davis: Have the doggy’s teeth pulled out!
Betty Haynes: Oh, Mr. Bones, that’s terrible!
Phil Davis: Uh-huh.
Betty Haynes, Bob Wallace: Yes, Mr. Bones, that’s terrible!
Phil Davis: Uh-huh.
Phil Davis, Bob Wallace, Betty Haynes, Judy Haynes: [singing] And may all your Christmas be white.
